For a long time I felt without style or grace Wearing shoes with no socks in cold weather I knew my heart was in the right place I knew I'd be able to do these things
Makes me want to tell my parrot joke. Sorry, can't type it. It's an audio/visual one. Quite funny though. I'll bend your ear with it if you stop by this weekend.
A man breaks into a house and is rummaging through the bedroom drawers looking valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching."
He stands up, alarmed, and looks around, although he doesn't see anybody. So after a moment he goes back looking for valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching," again.
This time he turns on his flashlight and sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching," again.
The thief relaxes a bit and says, "Pretty bird, what's your name?"
"I'm John the Baptist," says the parrot.
"That's a funny name. Who named you that?," says the thief.
The parrot replies, "The same guy who named the rottweiler Jesus."
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Makes me want to tell my parrot joke. Sorry, can't type it. It's an audio/visual one. Quite funny though. I'll bend your ear with it if you stop by this weekend.
A man breaks into a house and is rummaging through the bedroom drawers looking valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching."
He stands up, alarmed, and looks around, although he doesn't see anybody. So after a moment he goes back looking for valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching," again.
This time he turns on his flashlight and sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching," again.
The thief relaxes a bit and says, "Pretty bird, what's your name?"
"I'm John the Baptist," says the parrot.
"That's a funny name. Who named you that?," says the thief.
The parrot replies, "The same guy who named the rottweiler Jesus."
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