I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
And so the days float through my eyes
But still the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Question of the Ages
So, do you eat your pop-tarts raw, toastie, or burnt offering?
Tried something different this morning and went to burnt offering. Mmmm, carbon-ie.
There's a commercial I saw recently that's comparing Post Toasties to Pop Tarts. They try to make the Post Toasty look all great cause it's warm and soft vs. the Pop Tart because it's just cold and crumbly.
Apparently, you can't put a Pop Tart in the toaster.
Actually, some Orthodox Rabbis have ruled that gelatin is kosher based on the fact that it undergoes such a chemical transformation during its manufacture that it's no longer even beef.
Dan, KEWL! Okay, now I'm going to have to restrain myself from trying that.
Nathan, sometimes those rabbis remind me of the Amish around here. Not allowed to have phones in the house, but in a shack in the back is fine. So are cell phones. If you want it bad enough, they'll find excuses.
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There's a commercial I saw recently that's comparing Post Toasties to Pop Tarts. They try to make the Post Toasty look all great cause it's warm and soft vs. the Pop Tart because it's just cold and crumbly.
Apparently, you can't put a Pop Tart in the toaster.
Pop Tart Breakfast of Champions
This requires 1 package of pop-tarts (un-glazed, your flavor of choice).
- Break 3 eggs, whisk with 3 tbs. milk
- Brew 4 cups of coffee
- Fry 2 strips bacon
- Cook eggs in pan after bacon
- Have breakfast of eggs, bacon, and coffee.
- Put pop-tarts back in the box
Can't eat those. They have meat (aka gelatin) in them.
Bet they're good, though.
Mmm, pressed cow. They're great, Camille.
Actually, some Orthodox Rabbis have ruled that gelatin is kosher based on the fact that it undergoes such a chemical transformation during its manufacture that it's no longer even beef.
(Hey, I don't make the rules.)
Favorite way is nicely toasted. More often though is cold.
If you nuke them too long, the sugar will ignite and you get a mini blow torch in your microwave!
Dan, KEWL! Okay, now I'm going to have to restrain myself from trying that.
Nathan, sometimes those rabbis remind me of the Amish around here. Not allowed to have phones in the house, but in a shack in the back is fine. So are cell phones. If you want it bad enough, they'll find excuses.
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