The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
For a long time I felt without style or grace
Wearing shoes with no socks in cold weather
I knew my heart was in the right place
I knew I'd be able to do these things
Friday, August 28, 2009
And now, a word from our sponsors
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(Thanks to Dan for the tip and the laugh. I needed that.)
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