Though I saw it all around
Never thought I could be affected
Thought that we'd be the last to go
It is so strange the way things turn

Friday, August 28, 2009

And now, a word from our sponsors

Because there needs to be balance to my screechy-monkeying of the day we bring you this newsbreak: Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer.

Oh Onion, we love you.

(Thanks to Dan for the tip and the laugh. I needed that.)

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