Story Bones: And now, a word from our sponsors

Friday, August 28, 2009

Because there needs to be balance to my screechy-monkeying of the day we bring you this newsbreak: Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer.

Oh Onion, we love you.

(Thanks to Dan for the tip and the laugh. I needed that.)

Bragging Rights

15th Annual Nature Writing Contest (Geauga Park District), Honorable Mention, Wood in Winter
Tales Out of Miskatonic University Blog and Twitter Contest Winner
Viable Paradise 13 2009
Hastings Point Writers 2009, 2010
Cryptic Confusion Panelist
ConClave 33 Panelist
Feral Writers Workshop 2007, 2008, 2009
Writers of the Future 4th Quarter 2007 Honorable Mention Daddy's Little Girl
Writers of the Future 2nd Quarter 2007 Honorable Mention Robert's Thunder
Cajun Sushi Hamsters from Hell Workshop since 2006
Writers of the Future 2nd Quarter 2006 Finalist The Wild Hunt
Writers of the Future 2nd Quarter 2005 Finalist Changelings
Writers of the Future 2nd Quarter 2004 Finalist The Dead Are Busy

Freed Scribblings

The Company of Ravens - First Chapter This is the story that nearly killed me and forced me to start writing down these things in my head. It's still a draft. After innumeral edits this is still at the point I realized I needed more skills to tell the story, and also the point where I realized I could do this.
The Dead Are Busy Released from the trunk in celebration of the first International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day, April 23, 2007.
Storming Heaven This was the first short story I wrote that I felt was ready for publication. Released from the trunk in celebration of the second International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day, April 23, 2008.