I'm wasting too much time, must either write or study.
Here's some interesting charts from the Tor's Best of the Decade poll. Hey, "Best EVAR!" anthologists, pay attention. You know those arguments about why you didn't include stories by or about women because you said there weren't any? Yeah, you just got pwned.
John Scalzi takes on the myth that BNAs (big name authors) spend their time keeping all of us newbies out of the business by squashing us like little bugs. Or is that squishing. Or squamous. I keep forgetting. Anyway, yeah, that. "Humans see assholes as damage and route around them."
Here's a popcorn recipe I've been using after attempting to use a microwave popper. Driest. Popcorn. Evar. However, with this recipe the popcorn is pretty good. I keep the lid on while the popcorn is popping though.