The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
He's seemed a bit dysfunctional for awhile now. Maybe there's something in his junk mail folder to pick him up, stiffen his resolve, help him stand up straight again? At any rate, he may seem limp now, but with the proper attention and a little stroking, I'm sure his resolve will be firmed up and he'll be back in the box!
See, I was going to go for he was a hard case to crack, but now he seems to have gone soft. A priapism who is now a pariah. His firm resolve has withered in the cold winds of reality.
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