Makes me want to tell my parrot joke. Sorry, can't type it. It's an audio/visual one. Quite funny though. I'll bend your ear with it if you stop by this weekend.
A man breaks into a house and is rummaging through the bedroom drawers looking valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching."
He stands up, alarmed, and looks around, although he doesn't see anybody. So after a moment he goes back looking for valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching," again.
This time he turns on his flashlight and sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching," again.
The thief relaxes a bit and says, "Pretty bird, what's your name?"
"I'm John the Baptist," says the parrot.
"That's a funny name. Who named you that?," says the thief.
The parrot replies, "The same guy who named the rottweiler Jesus."
Makes me want to tell my parrot joke. Sorry, can't type it. It's an audio/visual one. Quite funny though. I'll bend your ear with it if you stop by this weekend.
ReplyDeleteA man breaks into a house and is rummaging through the bedroom drawers looking valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching."
ReplyDeleteHe stands up, alarmed, and looks around, although he doesn't see anybody. So after a moment he goes back looking for valuables when he hears, "Jesus is watching," again.
This time he turns on his flashlight and sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching," again.
The thief relaxes a bit and says, "Pretty bird, what's your name?"
"I'm John the Baptist," says the parrot.
"That's a funny name. Who named you that?," says the thief.
The parrot replies, "The same guy who named the rottweiler Jesus."