What if Kurzweil doesn't make it?
What if all the switches get stuck on destroy?
When the shuttle goes, we won't take it
When the final counter-measures are deployed
All we'll have is all this time

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Oh noes! A Shortage of Wii!

As is being reported on the various business channels (I heard it first on NPR) there is a possible, drastic shortage of Wii for this Xmas season. No Wii. How can I dream of sugar-plum fairies without more Wii? Will Santa be as jolly without his Wii? Is Nintendo having problems of locating wild Wii in the Amazon Rainforest? Are the islands of Japan such a gloomy place because they mined all the Wii out of them? Why, the global implications of a shortage of Wii are staggering. Pretty soon Black and Grey Market Wii will be all the rage. People will be scoring their Wii fix off of cheap pushers that cut their Wii with rat poison.

Can you tell I just love to say, "There's a shortage of Wii!" It's just funny.

Good thing kids have those sneaker skate thingies so they can Wii Wii Wii all the way home.

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