So, from today's Amazon "Gee, won't you buy this" email.
"With six specialists and six gameplay types Trauma Team delivers thrills and drama. Play as a general surgeon, diagnostician, EMT, orthopedic surgeon, endoscope technician, or medical examiner."
Endoscope technician? Worst. Game. Evar.
Did I mention it's a Wii game? Yeah. Worst. Game. Evar.