I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
And so the days float through my eyes
But still the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through

Sunday, May 16, 2010

It must be big in Japan

So, from today's Amazon "Gee, won't you buy this" email.

"With six specialists and six gameplay types Trauma Team delivers thrills and drama. Play as a general surgeon, diagnostician, EMT, orthopedic surgeon, endoscope technician, or medical examiner."

Endoscope technician? Worst. Game. Evar.

Did I mention it's a Wii game? Yeah. Worst. Game. Evar.

3 comments:

Matt Hughes said...

Knowing the Japanese, there is probably a Proctology Power Up in the game.

*shiver*

Eric said...

You're right... unless....

Unless it's SUPER MARIO Trauma Team! Because, let's face it, proctology exam + go-karts would be pretty f*king awesome.

You know I'm right.

I am.

Steve Buchheit said...

Matt. Ew. Just saying.

Eric, I think that's the cause of the "Rainbow Bridge" level.