What a silly old (r)ant

Next time you're found standing in the unemployment line
There's a lot to be learned, like the thinness of a dime

Just what makes that young President
Think he'll move the conservative Senate-ant
Anyone knows a President, cant
Move an ideological ant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high IQ pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your savings are low
Instead of just letting go
Just remember the President can't
Whoops there goes another half-million
Whoops there goes another half-million
Whoops there goes another half-million jobs.

When troubles call and your 401K is against the wall
That's when you'll learn that Wall Street could fall

Once there was a silly old man
Tried to punch a hole in the economic plan
No one could make that man scram
He kept rebutting that plan

Cause he had ideology, he had ideology
He had born-again fiscal conservative philosophy

So any time your feeling bad
Instead of getting mad
Just remember that man
Oops there goes Mitch McCon-onell off
Oops there goes Mitch McCon-onell off
Oops there goes Mitch McConnell off his rocker again

All problems are just a toy balloon
The economy will be bursted soon
The conservative ideological flop
Oops there goes another 500,000 jobs,
Oops there goes another chance to turn around,
Oops there goes the economic plan, kerplop!