I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
And so the days float through my eyes
But still the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The Butt of All Jokes

I haven't posted since Saturday. Wanna know why? Remember the joke about the Colorectal Surgery? Yeah, I just answered the fourth question about that job. To explain more could jeapordize the job, so I don't want to explain it too much. But I got asked about it, that specific letterhead, which was a part of a larger order, on Saturday. Then I was asked about it on Monday Morning and then again if the afternoon. And I was just asked about it for shipping purposes and where we got this file. I replied that I pulled it out of my butt. I said this with as much of a straight face as I could muster.

2 comments:

Camille Alexa said...

I said this with as much of a straight face as I could muster.

Yeah. You wouldn't want to go around making an ass out of yourself.

Steve Buchheit said...

Yeah, that would be a Bad Thing(tm). :)

Besides, I already do that for free, why would I need someone to be paying me to be such.

Fortunately I know this sales person, and he has a sense of humor such that I think internally he was saying, "Dont say it, don't say it, argh, damn, he said it."